158 instruction failures:
attempted to take picture of cat, in jail for bank robbery. Instructions unclear
Cantwearhats instructions unclear....my breath isn't going back into my body
Chili instructions unclear, crockpot now contains cookies.
Computer is now off, instructions unclear
Dear Dr's K&K: Instructions unclear. Placed body on mountain. What do?
Dear Dr. Cam: Instructions Unclear. Got Chemistry stuck in microwave. How do i microwave?
Dear Dr. LRR: Instructions Unclear. Grandma caught in microwave. What do?
Dear Dr Alex, instructions unclear, panic caught in ceiling fan
Dear Dr Doctors, instructions unclear, mask is now terrifying
Dear Dr Doctors: instructions unclear, microphone is now a terrifying microphone http://hats.retrosnub.uk/DesertBus8/matt_mic-poke.gif
Dear Drs. Kate and Kathleen, I tried to assemble an Ikea shelf, but the instructions are unclear, and I'm now in the middle of Sri Lanka. What should I do?
Dear Drs Kate and Kathleen: Instructions unclear, leg trapped, in ravine- what do?
Dear Drs Ravine: Instructions unclear, what do?
Derpline instructions unclear; I called Nigeria instead.
Donated child to money. Instructions unclear.
Fugi, I tried to create a successful Twitch-Show and accidentally beheaded myself. Instructions unclear. Can you help me ?
Have tried to donate for the children. Mouth is now filled with Hot Sauce. Instructions unclear.
Hosk_Bot pls, so many links. Instructions unclear, hand stuck in ceiling fan
Ian saying words, suddenly pregnant, instructions unclear.
Instructions Unclear
Instructions unclear!
Instructions unclear, abs stuck on bus
Instructions unclear, Alex got stuck in the device.
instructions unclear, as is tradition
instructions unclear, blackhole where pan used to be
instructions unclear, bodyparts now mismatched
instructions unclear, broke laptop in half
Instructions unclear, burger got stuck in cieling fan
Instructions unclear, bus pulled to the left.
Instructions unclear, bus stuck in burrito
Instructions unclear, bus stuck in ceiling fan?
instructions unclear, can only taste green things
Instructions unclear, currently grilling crayons
Instructions unclear, deleted system32
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in keyboard
Instructions unclear, Dix stick in razor
Instructions unclear, Dix stuck in a gulag
Instructions unclear, Dix stuck in chair?
Instructions unclear, donated all my money to charity
instructions unclear, eaten by fish.
instructions unclear, ended up in a jail cell
Instructions unclear, ended up ordering Xhinese
Instructions unclear, everything is black
instructions unclear, failed to enjoy
instructions unclear, found different kind of wood bexyCREEP
Instructions unclear, got dick stuck in ceiling fan,.
instructions unclear, got foot stuck in dish washer
Instructions unclear, got high
instructions unclear, got my bus caught in the ceiling fan
Instructions unclear, got my bus stuck in the desert.
instructions unclear, got my protein shake stuck in my back
instructions unclear, got pickle stuck in dude
Instructions unclear, had cocoa instead.
Instructions Unclear, head stuck in microwave
Instructions unclear, I am now a cannibal.
instructions unclear, jacked up on caffeine
instructions unclear, jumped into ravine looking for woods
instructions unclear, jumped to space
instructions unclear, left sexy lady in desert
Instructions unclear, lifted my cat instead
Instructions unclear, lifted weight with my member. Injured Spine.
instructions unclear, lost volume.
Instructions unclear, made a Winston Knot
Instructions unclear, made bacom
Instructions unclear, made food out of legos.
Instructions unclear, made this: http://i.imgur.com/wBanxr0.jpg
instructions unclear, now stuck in an unclear instructions factory http://desertbus.greywool.com/unclear.php
instructions unclear, pickled small dude
instructions unclear, placed pickle in bag
Instructions unclear, self stuck in jail.
Instructions unclear, shaved dickbutt into beard
Instructions unclear, shoe stuck on head
Instructions unclear, silica gel stuck in dickbutt.
instructions unclear, started playing Amnesia
Instructions unclear, stove-sized hole in wall, what do
instructions unclear, stuffed case with apple cores
Instructions unclear, successfully moved James.
Instructions unclear, table on fire.
Instructions unclear, tried to bid in auction and started chat meme
instructions unclear, tried to crack nose, killed robert khoo
Instructions unclear, tried to find Moonbase, ended up on a comet.
instructions unclear, why doesn't ashton look like this? http://hats.rsnb.uk/DesertBus8/ashton_nodding-close-up-DB8.gif
Instructions unclear, Woods marching on Isengard.
instructions unclear- feet now stuck in ceiling
instructions unclear - grew a second back
instructions unclear - lifted with legs
instructions unclear - psychically severed my illiac artery
Instructions unclear... chooking
instructions unclear...ended up in Virginia
Instructions unclear. Auction Pig to Sweet.
instructions unclear. broke nose.
Instructions unclear. Bus stuck in bus.
Instructions unclear. Chili in grave.
instructions unclear. Dated Angler Fish for 7 years.
Instructions unclear. Destroyed Korea with pickle knife.
Instructions unclear. Device activated.
Instructions unclear. Dice stuck in window.
instructions unclear. Gave away all games. Please advise
Instructions unclear. Got stream stuck in a ceiling fan.
Instructions unclear. I have sealed off the kitchen but it is getting through. Send help.
Instructions unclear. Impaled self with weight, got stuck in ceiling fan. Send help
Instructions unclear. Literally crying
Instructions unclear. No longer singing, now crying.
Instructions unclear. Pickle stuck in jar.
Instructions unclear. Signed Bill. Please advise
Instructions unclear. Started helping.
Instructions unclear. Tried to crack nose; crashed bus.....
instructions unclear. tried to lick bill's mom's nose.
Instructions unclear: Ashton on floor.
Instructions Unclear: Attempted to lick nose, cracked nose. Please send medical attention.
Instructions unclear: Bees persist, what do?
Instructions unclear: burrito uncooked, mitts on fire.
Instructions unclear: Crashed another party with a conga
Instructions unclear: dice vault unassembled :(
Instructions unclear: got 2.5 guys inside a dude
Instructions unclear: Got phone stuck in Desert Bus
Instructions unclear: Hat on fire.
instructions unclear: lyrics too good
Instructions unclear: maths are now on fire.
Instructions unclear: Now have cucumber salad. mmmm....
Instructions unclear: now in a satellite in geosynchronous orbit and forced to watch bad movies
Instructions unclear: Punched Serge through the internet
Instructions unclear: put peanut butter in the wound where my fingers used to be
Instructions unclear: Threw phone through computer.
Instructions Unclear: Tried to crack nose, put head through laptop.
Instructions unclear: Tried to insert member in light socket, ended up cracking nose.
Instructions unclear: Turned off forest, now trapped in my computer.
Instructions unclear; bus stuck on the moon
Instructions unclear; chat stuck on panic
instructions unclear; I just bid 111 dickbutts
Instructions unclear; kitchen now on fire. please advise
instructions unclear chat. burned woods down
Instructions unclear Dix stuck in the ceiling fan
Instructions unclear exposed Dix in ceiling fan
instructions unclear formatting c:
Instructions Unclear list! http://desertbus.greywool.com/unclear.php
Instructions unclear lost contact.
Instructions unclear monitor embedded in chest.
INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR PANICING
Instructions were unclear, ended up dessicated
Instructions were unclear - I now have a catering certificate.
I really want a compilation of all the "instructions unclear" statements in chat over DB
Jaqspur instructions unclear, keeps watching DB
Mrphlip, instructions unclear, PANIC
Paul shaves on camera. Head removed. Instructions unclear.
prize mine instructions unclear, am now a penguin
rebelliousuno: instructions unclear, buried under pile of jenga blocks
So, "Instructions Unclear" is gonna make the poster, right?
steam is down, computers is on fire. instructions unclear
Step by step instructions unclear, unable to step.
Tried cracking my nose, got member stuck in light socket. Instructions unclear
Tried to crack my nose... got my magic cards dirty... Instructions unclear.
Tried to donate for girl shift; Instructions unclear, car on fire.
Tried to mentally force The Device to hit "Lefty". Am currently on fire. Instructions unclear.
wait. instructions unclear.. put boosters on my hair.. I pretty now?
Wanted to bid. Arrested for robbing bank. Instructions unclear.
watched desert bus, threw up, instructions unclear
went to hold up light, junk now trapped in the lightsocket instructions unclear